When it rains

When the dam breaks

When the fat lady sings

When you stub your toe on the bed frame

When the cat keeps begging for food

When rent is late

When you clap back

When the package doesn’t arrive on time

When you get an STD

When the tax refund is in the hole

When the car won’t start

When IKEA is on back order

When the pandemic stards

When fascists win

When the internet stutters

When the dogs keep barking

When you get a divorce

When it rains

it pours.