When the dam breaks
When the fat lady sings
When you stub your toe on the bed frame
When the cat keeps begging for food
When rent is late
When you clap back
When the package doesn’t arrive on time
When you get an STD
When the tax refund is in the hole
When the car won’t start
When IKEA is on back order
When the pandemic starts
When fascists win
When the internet stutters
When the dogs keep barking
When you get a divorce
When it rains
it pours.